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Ah, Fuck My Life (FML). Is there anything more satisfying than reading about someone else's misfortune or idiocy and thinking to yourself "see, it could be worse! I could be this guy..." The thief who did something completely stupid and got himself caught? When America elected George Bush (legitimately) in 2004? Hypocrisy in power, people falling down and, yes, even the girl who somehow managed to hit herself in the face with a watermelon. All that and more will be included in this section: an ode to mediocrity, hilarity and other people's misfortunes. It will contain articles, pictures, comics, cartoons, songs, dirty limericks, strange haiku's and anything and everything else that makes me think: it could always be worse. Petty? You bet! Funny? I hope so.

As always, if you have anything to add or contribute drop me a line and I'll endeavour to include it. 

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Who's Line Is It Anyway? 
The Guardian newspaper in the UK just ran an hilarious piece that compares the comments made recently by disgraced Libyan "Leader" Muammar Gaddafi and those made by hero and all around (literal) crack pot, Charlie Sheen. Read the comments, and try to identify which superstar actually said them. I did rather poorly. But, here's your chance to take it and see for yourself. (Take the quiz here.)   

It really could be worse! You could live in Libya under this guy, or be Charlie Sheen's kids, ex-wives, porn star "goddesses", father (poor POTUS), producer or the furniture he set fire to at the Plaza. Winning! 

                                                                                                                  
                                                      
               
   American Dream vs. Late Night Snack

Okay, I wouldn't mind being any of these three men. But, in an effort to entertain you with absurdity [and distract us from all of the horrible stuff that's been in the news of late (see above and others)], I give you: Fallon v. Colbert (with special guest star, Stewberry). Watch the Ben and Jerry's ice cream battle here



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New Wesley Snipes role! Should take about 3 years to wrap...
(See it could be worse: I could be going to the big house.)

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I could also be Jamie or Gladys Scott, who were convicted in 1993 of luring two men to a robbery. They were alleged to have stolen a whopping $11 and the victims were not physically harmed. The three men who actually perpetrated the crime were each given two years in prison. The Scott sisters were sentenced to life in prison. Read more here.  


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Or I could be the 55-year-old woman who was seriously injured in October near Defuniak Springs, Florida, when she fell from a motor home travelling on Interstate 10. She had walked back to use the rest room, discovered that the door was stuck and pushed against it -- only to learn, too late, that it was the exit door instead. Alcohol was a factor.  



Or I (or any of my readers) could have this miserable excuse for a human being as my mother. Karen Remsing was arrested in the Pittsburgh, PA hospital room of her terminally ill child. For what, you ask? She had just tapped into his IV line to gain access to his pain meds.  





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